Hahaha! Well, you just know if it is, then I’m your girl! I know you’ve been busy working hard, and then busy shopping for all the special people in your life no doubt. Making Christmas a happy occasion for those you love is a very noble pursuit, but it can be very stressful too. And what about you? Aren’t you going to spoil yourself? You can bet your balls that no-one else is going to do it for you! London erotic massage beckons you sir!
I’ve been checking my own Christmas list lately. Aside from the countless new shoes and the mountain of sexy lingerie I’ve got on there, there’s something else right at the top of the list. This isn’t something I can get from my favourite boutiques however, it’s my desire to lay my naked body on as many lovely men as I can before Christmas day! I know… I’m shameless right? So, how are you fixed for that London erotic massage? Call me!
Getting your London erotic massage booking in on time!
Now, I don’t want any of you to be disappointed. Especially my regulars of course; you know who you are! So you’ll want to get on the phone as soon as you can and let me put you in the diary. You can sometimes get me last minute if you’re lucky, but it’s always best to book in advance if at all possible.
Don’t forget that I love to come to hotels and bring my little bag of tricks with me! I can even bring along a nice bottle of bubbles if you like? Sipping a little champagne and having a nice little flirt before we get down to the business of the best London erotic massage you’ve ever had, is always a very popular option. In fact, book the Wild Card massage package and we can spend hours together! This is especially nice if you’ve got a large bath in your hotel… Just thinking about it now is making me feel a bit naughty to be honest!
London erotic massage with me or my friends: You choose!
Now remember, you don’t have to feel obliged to book me if you don’t want to (although heaven knows why!), you can book any one of my sexy friends too! My friends are just as tantric and attentive as me of course. I wouldn’t put them on my London erotic massage website if they weren’t!
Finally, if you don’t come back to the website until after Christmas, I’d like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very happy Christmas, and a very prosperous New Year… I know I’ll be seeing you soon!